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Are the Chinese ready for the Olympics? Part 2
Last Saturday Robyn, Tony and Annie came to take over the caring rota from Kate and Patrick.

Tony works in the caring community and had lots of ideas about how our life could be made more acceptable. We are in the process of implementing his suggestions. Pikey has been strip washing for the last six months!!!

One of the brakes on Pikey’s wheelchair broke earlier this week and we are awaiting a replacement chair while it is mended. We are having the ramps by the front door rebuilt on Monday.

We have discovered that Pikey’s Ferrari needs to be licensed by the DVLA and have its own registration number – it’s all free except that someone has to pay the civil servants to adminster all the paperwork – guess who – the tax payer – you and me.

Robert’s knee seems to be healing very well and he hopes to be driving again by the end of next week.

In his next life Robert wants to live his life backwards. He would start out dead and get that out of the way. Then he would wake up in an old people's home feeling better every day and then get kicked out for being too healthy and go and collect his pension.
He would start work and get a gold watch and a party on his first day and would work for 40 years until he was young enough to enjoy his retirement, partying, drinking and being generally promiscuous, until he was ready for school. Then he would become a kid and play and have no responsibilities until he became a baby. He would then spend his last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and room service on tap and end up as an orgasm – a perfect life.

Loads of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Robert and Pikey.